ok, this one time, a plane takes off from some airport and pilot, as usual does this “we are flying at this speed at this altitude …” announcement and puts down the microphone, forgetting to turn it off.

Then turning to a copilot he says: “You know, all I could use right now would be a cup of coffee and a blowjob”.

Everyone on the plane hears this and stewardess rushes to cockpit to turn the mike off, and someone from the back shouts:

-Honey, don’t forget the coffee:)